Do you remember that one guy in school/college who always asked stupid questions? Those were nothing compared to the treasure we unearthed at Yahoo! Answers India. These hilarious questions are bound to give you a stomachache from laughing too hard.
1.
I have seen terrorist peoples having dhoklas.
2.
Your vagina seems to be in the incorrect penis code.
3.
Why, are you a ‘One Direction’ fan?
4.
Yes. And NASA also invented dumb people to cover up intelligence.
5.
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Very bright. You’ll be CEO of stupidity.
6.
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What’s that pain in my head? Oh right, it was my brain getting fucked.
7.
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NO.
8.
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Lil’ Mermaid was telling me about this crash course. DAMN! I should start taking her more seriously.
9.
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Nothing major will happen. Only that you’ll start precipitating semen instead of the plain old sweat. That will cover your entire body and form a cocoon around you. After an year, you’ll emerge as a phoenix. Just that.
10.
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Try scanning a photocopy of a mirror.
11.
Casting couch.
Try shitting as much as you can in a day, that’ll help you loosen your butthole.
13.
Totally. Keep your chappals ready. It’s going to be hot no?