Advertisements lie. There are no two ways about it. They claim that fairness creams or deodorants will get you the job or the girl (or both, depending on your priority) or that wearing a particular brand of innerwear will help you 'make your own luck'.
All nonsense, and you know that! So if our everyday television commercials were to become brutally honest, this is how they would advertise their products:
Source: SnG Comedy