Smoking is the quickest way to increase your cool quotient. And whoever said it’s bad for you was clearly talking out of his/her ass.
So, if you’re thinking about quitting, don’t. We’re here to change your mind. Here are some very compelling reasons why you should smoke everyday. Forever.
1. A cigarette a day keeps the dentist away.
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2. Far, far away.
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3. It’s such a cheap habit.
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4. It stimulates your appetite.
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5. Who needs deodorant when you can smell of smoke?
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6. Smoking makes you look younger.
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7. And does wonders for your sex drive.
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8. Especially if you are trying to conceive.
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9. Besides, all those warnings on cigarette packets are fake anyway.
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10. Because smoking is really good for your lungs.
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11. Really, really good.
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12. Smokers are never short of company.
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13. I mean, they have such close-knit families.
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14. And what a great example they set for their children.
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15. Last but not the least, smoking will help you live a really long and fulfilling life.
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If you haven’t figured it out already, this post is dripping with sarcasm.
If not for yourself, quit for your loved ones.
It’s easier to quit smoking when you have a little support. Get someone to quit today with the social movement #UQuitIQuit. Log on to www.uquitiquit.com to know more or download the UQIQ mobile app for your smartphone. A little support can create wonders.
This article is sponsored by Nicotex.