Smoking is the quickest way to increase your cool quotient. And whoever said it’s bad for you was clearly talking out of his/her ass.
So, if you’re thinking about quitting, don’t. We’re here to change your mind. Here are some very compelling reasons why you should smoke everyday. Forever.
1. A cigarette a day keeps the dentist away.
2. Far, far away.
3. It’s such a cheap habit.
4. It stimulates your appetite.
5. Who needs deodorant when you can smell of smoke?
6. Smoking makes you look younger.
7. And does wonders for your sex drive.
8. Especially if you are trying to conceive.
9. Besides, all those warnings on cigarette packets are fake anyway.
10. Because smoking is really good for your lungs.
11. Really, really good.
12. Smokers are never short of company.
13. I mean, they have such close-knit families.
14. And what a great example they set for their children.
15. Last but not the least, smoking will help you live a really long and fulfilling life.
If you haven’t figured it out already, this post is dripping with sarcasm.
If not for yourself, quit for your loved ones.
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This article is sponsored by Nicotex.