Let’s face it! Marriage is a big deal in India. From our parents to our grandparents to the distant relatives we might’ve met once upon a time, each of them have their out-of-the-world reasons and theories about why we should get married immediately. And the cries and pleas with increase manifold once you enter your 20s.

Why? Because it’s the Indian Marriage Logic! Defy it and be done with your families in a jiffy. QuackQuack , an online dating and modern matchmaking platform, asked some of us to tell them about the bizarre things they’ve heard from their families. The answers are hilarious: