Every place in India brings with it a unique experience. It’s exhilarating at times, sometimes funny, and other times, just plain WTF! But, in the end it’s all worth the experience. So, if you’re going to be traveling to one of these places, here’s a list of things you should know-
Be careful who you talk to. You don’t want to get into a tiff with a son-of-an-influential-person. Who, in this city, happens to be, everyone!?
Learn to network; make contacts. Haath lambe ho jaaenge , and then you can save your ass by saying shit like…
Learn to ride. Or drive. Because even a casual date could cost you less than what a rickshaw driver will quote.
When in Bangalore, do as Bangaloreans do. Learning Kannada only makes things easier.
Learn to chill while you travel. You’re not going to reach home soon.
Learn to chill in the heat, because duniya badal jaaegi, Chennai ka weather nahi .
Learn to vroom vroom on a bike. Just don’t go hic and vrooooooom. Else, bang! Will happen.