Mark Kennedy once rightly said, “All of the biggest technological inventions created by man - the airplane, the automobile, the computer - says little about his intelligence, but speaks volumes about his laziness.” True, laziness has made many a men (and women) come up with interesting solutions to help them perform a task they were too lazy to perform.
And then, came the whacky, crazy lazy league of inventors. These guys left no stone unturned, to come up with some of the most useless, hilarious, and downright ingenious, slow-clap-worthy inventions. Here’s a list of 10 things probably invented by this lot.
1. Twirling Spaghetti Fork
We’re already making an effort picking up the spaghetti and bringing it closer to our mouth. The last thing we want to do is to strain our wrists and fingers in our attempt to wind the stupid spaghetti around it. Hence, the twirling spaghetti fork.
2. Banana Slicer
Perfect even slices, in one go. No more going through the extremely laborious task of slicing a banana.
3. Sock Wearing Aid
Because I ate chips whole of last week and gained 5 inches around my
waist ankles, and now wearing socks is such a task!?
4. CTRL ALT DEL Wand
Neither is causing strain to the fingers and purlicue, worth it, nor is using two hands. So you buy yourself a CTRL ALT DEL wand.
5. Toilet Paper Extender
Because the person mounting the holder, too, was lazy, and could not walk a step to mount it closer to the seat.
6. Lazy Bastard Reading Glasses
For all the lazy bastards out there who love to read! Who wants to switch to audio books when you’ve such funky looking glasses, with such a funky name.
Who knew getting a six pack was THIS easy?
8. Baby Mop Outfit
Pacifying a cranky toddler, changing diapers ... raising a child already takes a lot from parents, and then to clean the floor? Got. To. Be. Kidding.
Or poo collector, more like? This one saves you the trouble of bending each time your canine takes a dump. With the PooTrap, li’l woof can dump ‘em brownies in the bag, and you don’t have to worry about cleaning up.
10. Pet Petter
Because owner, thou art incapable of love? We hope you at least feed your pets. Actually, please have no pets if you’re THAT lazy.
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