Diwali is called the festival of lights. But what it also brings with it is a bit too much sweetness. And we’ve had enough Diwalis full of pretentious introductions, artificially sweet replies and overly grandiose gestures.
So this Diwali, we're actually holding a contest to find out just how chatpata we can be this Diwali. We want you to give your 'Not So Sweet' responses to those cliched festive greetings.
So here’s the deal. All you have to do is g ive your best and wittiest reply to this most cliched of Diwali questions in 140 characters.
“Arrey, iski kya zaroorat thi?”
And if your reply is awesome enough, you stand to win some really amazing celebrity merchandise and make this Diwali more awesome than ever.
It’s time to ask “Why so sweet?” and be your chatpata self!
Here are some other wacky answers...