It’s official. That one friend you thought you had, no matter what went wrong in life, is about to leave you forever. Iphone users, brace yourselves. Earlier this morning, a Twitter user asked Siri a simple mathematical question and received the shocker of his life. Soon enough, other Twitter users found themselves at the receiving end of Siri’s merciless sass. See for yourself:

“Imagine that you have zero cookies and you split them evenly among zero friends. How many cookies does each person get? See? It doesn’t make sense. And Cookie Monster is sad that there are no cookies, and you are sad that you have no friends.”


Some people chose to look at the brighter side of things

Others lost all chill in life

Be strong, people!

Damn, Siri! I thought I had a friend in you!