So, Goa’s Sports and Youth Affairs Minister Ramesh Tawadkar recently said that the government would plan centres to ‘treat’ the LGBT youths to make them ‘normal’. Even though his apology for the comment came faster than the speed of light, we couldn’t have agreed more with the statement! The LGBT community is so abnormal, it’s not even funny. Loving someone from the same sex is so appalling! Didn’t our parents tell us that is against the law of nature? How dare these people go against what we have been hearing since ages. We have a lot of reasons for hating homosexuals. Some of these totally valid reasons are:
1. They look so feminine.
It’s a big turn off!
How feminine Neil Patrick Harris looks in this picture! Whatte girl.
2. They wear pink!
Pink on guys? Pink is only meant for girls. Also, if he’s wearing pink, he must be gay!
Saif looks so gay here, it’s not even funny.
3. They are unnatural.
They are against the law of nature. They don’t have two legs, two hands and a heart like the rest of us do.
Here, these guys did the most unnatural thing that one can think of doing – they loved each other and got married.
4. They are creepy.
How can a man like another man, or a woman like another woman. That’s just plain creepy. Of course, a man hating another man and a woman hating another woman is totally normal and acceptable.
Ricky Martin looks so creepy smiling. Such a lech.
5. …and horny.
All they think about is getting laid. And we Indians don’t talk openly about getting laid. It’s a crime.
Neil Patrick Harris and his partner holding their kids. How horny can they get!? Get a room, guys!
6. Because they hate straight people for being straight.
Because they always had an option, no?
Ellen DeGeneres giving us straight people the look. How dare she?
7. They set bad examples for the kids.
Our kids may turn into homosexuals in their influence.
Jim Parsons just won 4 Emmy awards, including one for being the outstanding actor in a comic series. He also often performs to raise money for the Alzheimer’s Association. How crass! Such a bad influence.
8. They are atheists.
Since they are homosexuals, they must be atheists.
They give no hoots to religion or rituals. See for yourself!
9. They are dumb. They work in ‘stupid’ professions like the fashion industry.
Renowned novelist Vikram Seth, a bisexual, only received several awards, including the Padma Shri and Sahitya Akademi Award. Hah! Such a dumbass.
10. And because they are just plain ridiculous.
How ridiculous does Prince Manvendra Singh Gohil look in this picture? Founding the Lakshya Trust which contributes to HIV/AIDS awareness and prevention among Men who have Sex with Men (MSM) is plain ridiculous!
Not all that bad, right? Notice how we are all the same at the end of the day? Most of these points are assumptions that we make in our heads. It is time we stopped looking at our fellow humans with disgust.
Love sees no language, caste, sex, or religion. Don’t fight it, good people of the world. Embrace it!
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