Horrendous oil spills, endless deforestation, callous expenditure of fossil fuels and idiotic denial of climate change. These are really just the tip of the iceberg when it comes to humans damaging the planet in irreversible ways. We as a race have caused more permanent harm to Earth than ANY of the species that lived here before us for the past, oh, I don’t know, 4 billion years!

So imagine if the Earth took human form and decided to avenge all of humanity’s atrocities on her – just what would she do. Would she punch us all right up in our dicks (metaphorical dicks for the ladies), fart on us as we writhe in pain and run away? Would she lock us in a room with a chalkboard and drag her nails across it from now till the end of eternity? Or maybe she’d do a whole lot worse – kinda like we’ve done to her.

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This hilarious-but-super-serious-if-you-think-about-it video by Attn will probably drive the image home:

It’s dark and funny. And guess what, if you really think about it, so is humanity’s fate after the Earth truly and finally gives up on us. Save the planet, y’all. We’ve only got one.