Instagram’s Rich Russian Kids, gives us a look into the decadent and cringe-inducingly extravagant lives of the “untouchable luxury kids” from the land of vodka. And it is all kinds of shocking.

Allow us to dive right into their filthy rich everyday life. Yes, everyday life includes chilling in the Maldives.

And gold Bentleys.

And presumably, they only hang out with people who have a Rolex.

Also, getting a dog is just way too aam aadmi for ’em.

Unless the dog is exotic and comes with vintage champagne, crystal glasses and a Mercedes, of course.

How do they sleep at night, one might ask. On a bed of champagne bottles, people.

And probably in the loving embrace of their private yacht, and all the French holidays money can buy.

Jet skiing in Mexico, cluttered with arm-candy is probably just an everyday occurrence.

Someone answer me this; what even is the point of flying if it ain’t in a private plane!

And travelling on land is only worth the pain if it’s in a Lamborghini Gallardo or on a frikkin’ horse!

And if I were in their place, I’d also make sure my tiger cubs travelled in as much style.

Y’know? Anything less than a Bentley or a Ferrari would just make the little guy miserable.

Speaking of misery, look at this poor girl drowning in a sea of Chanel and Dolce & Gabbana. Oh the pain!

And this girl who’s utterly unmoved by her present. Probably ’cause she specifically told daddy that she wanted her seventh car to be a Rolls Royce! *rolls eyes*

Really, all the most expensive cars.

The biggest mansions.

And the apparent ability to crap money out their platinum butts.

It’s almost as if their entire life is one long ‘Bond Villain For Dummies’ tutorial. Seriously.

Seriously. These mini Russian Bond Villains are not f*cking around.

That’s all folks! Here’s a pile of money.

Thanks, Rich Russian Kids. For showing us there really is such a thing as too much money.

*shoots self*