The chocolate boy who’s posters we had in our rooms and the same person whose magical voice and masterpieces we grew up listening and 

And we were all set to take a trip down nostalgia town and reminisce over our feel-good memories related to Summer of ’69 — the 35-year-old evergreen song that teenagers even today jam to. 

But I just discovered something THAT HAS CHANGED EVERYTHING FOR ME. All I can say is, THIS SONG WILL NEVER EVER BE THE SAME.

So, I googled Bryan Adams’ birth year to check his age and turns out he was born in 1959.

And no matter how cool you are, you CANNOT live your teenage years and do all those things when you’ve barely completed a decade on Earth, even if you’re Bryan Adams. 

So, I just had my eureka moment and realised that my best friend and I weren’t the only ones with a dirty, punny mind. 

All this while Bryan Adams was singing about the same thing that the 12-year-old teenagers were making fun of. 

And if you’ve still not understood what it is, just remember the viral catchphrase “Wine, Dine, 69”. He was referring to the position and not the year. 

If this is coming to you as a surprise, I’ve just been through the same wave of emotions you’re going through and I totally understand how you’re feeling. 

Like was this supposed to be a universal truth that I literally had no idea about? I mean there were hints in the lyrics but I never thought it was entirely true. 

It’s like somebody told you that your parents are still sexually active and express their experiences through a song. 

In fact, according to Cracked.com, Bryan has admitted the same in an interview: 

Well, all I can say is we learn something new every day.