Stoner memorabilia is gonna be a big market someday. And when that day comes, I’ll be ready, with these sweet-ass thingamajigs right here!

1. This electric weed grinder that’ll make your life easier 

‘Cos crushing can be a pain in the hands.

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2. This multiple joint holder ‘cos good things come in pairs (of 5)

For when you just wanna fuck yourself up, fam.

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3. This joint rolling machine for all you lazy fucks 

It doesn’t get easier than this.

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4. This iPhone case with secret a compartment  so you can feel like 007 00420

This sneaky little thing can easily store at least 5 joints. Perfect for festivals.

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5. A gas mask bong straight out of World War 1 

One of the coolest weapons in the stoner arsenal.

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6. This personal air filter that’ll let you bust one in the strictest of places

This useful device absorbs your smoke with carbon fibers, essentially making it a pocket-size air filter and odour dampener.

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7. These bigass rolling papers for when you’ve got friends coming over 

C’mon, you know you want one of these MASSIVE motherfuckers.

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8. This literal ‘pothead’ that doesn’t really do much but is trippy AF

You can’t be depressed when you’ve got this tie-dye guy bobbling back at you.

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9. This odour-proof stash bag to keep your papers close and your maal closer

An all-purpose stash bag to store everything from your filters to your frazzled mind.

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10. These cannabis-based playing cards that are weirdly hypnotic 

Drinking games are fun, but stoner games can be great too.

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11. This board game that was obviously made by absolute professionals (in smoking weed)

Another innocent game swallowed up by the ruthless cannabis monster.

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12. This candle that literally invented the hippie font  

While this looks like it reeks of cannabis, it actually achieves the exact opposite.

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13. This Rastafarian ashtray that’s just begging you to smoke a blunt 

Waagwaan!? Bun de spliff an put it out in me tray, mon! Bloodclaat! (Ok I’ll stop)

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14. This hyper-authentic cannabis pillowcase that’ll really suck when you run out of actual weed

This looks so dope, no joke.

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15. This beautiful rolling tray that shows us just how creatively cannabis affects us

Whoever designed this vibrant, soulful tray… marry me.

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16. This stash box that’ll always fill you with happiness

Bare necessities, the simple bare necessities…

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17. This designer Patrick chillum for when you’ve just won the lottery

Gotta have one of these from the Goa based Italian chillum master.

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18. These Juicy Jays Blueberry Flavoured Rolling Papers… ‘cos mama didn’t raise no regular-paper smokin’ b#@ch!

OG? Haan ji!

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19. This Sherlock-style glass pipe for when you’re missing your Watson 

Solve the mystery of your constant hunger with this bad boy.

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20. This Chillum with my Nagas t-shirt for when you wanna show the world how a real gangsta rolls 

Get it? Get it?

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Buy these and watch your money literally go ‘up in smoke’.