All you need is a dirty-nerdy-naughty-geeky mind and math on your side to deconstruct this dude over at @50NerdsofGrey on Twitter. If you got these things in place, get ready to read, and roll over laughing. Enjoy!
‘I’ve been a very bad girl,’ she said, biting her lip. ‘I need to be punished.’ ‘Very well,’ he said and installed Windows 10 on her laptop.
— 50 Nerds of Grey (@50NerdsofGrey) September 7, 2015 ‘Hurt me!’ she begged, leaning over his desk. ‘Alright,’ he said. ‘Your phone’s out of date and you’re terrible at quadratic equations.’
— 50 Nerds of Grey (@50NerdsofGrey) September 11, 2015 She said she was turned on by men who took risks. So he took the plastic off his iPhone screen.
— 50 Nerds of Grey (@50NerdsofGrey) September 10, 2015 As he lay at her feet, bound, gagged and sore, he realised he had learned his first lesson – never to say Star Trek is better than Star Wars
— 50 Nerds of Grey (@50NerdsofGrey) September 10, 2015 ‘So,’ she said, entering his bedroom, ‘This is where the magic happens.’ ‘Oh yes,’ he smiled, putting on his Harry Potter glasses and cloak.
— 50 Nerds of Grey (@50NerdsofGrey) September 9, 2015 ‘It’s so long!’ she squealed, ‘I don’t think it’s going to fit!’ ‘Sorry,’ he said, ‘It isn’t easy saying what you want in 140 characters.’
— 50 Nerds of Grey (@50NerdsofGrey) September 9, 2015 ‘Remove your clothes,’ she said in a calm, clear voice. ‘Now bend over the table.’ He silently obeyed. There was no point arguing with Siri.
— 50 Nerds of Grey (@50NerdsofGrey) September 8, 2015 ‘Do what you want!’ she cried lying back on the bed. ‘I love a man who takes control.’ ‘OK’ he said and put her CDs into alphabetical order.
— 50 Nerds of Grey (@50NerdsofGrey) September 6, 2015 ‘Harder!’ she screamed, ‘Harder!’ ‘Alright,’ he said. ‘What’s the square root of nine times twelve divided by six point three recurring?’
— 50 Nerds of Grey (@50NerdsofGrey) September 6, 2015 ‘I’m exhausted’ she said ‘I can’t believe you kept going all night!’ He grinned.’Well, I did say I could recite Pi to 12,000 decimal places’
— 50 Nerds of Grey (@50NerdsofGrey) September 6, 2015 He was heavily into BDSM – Batman, Dungeons & Dragons, Star Trek and Mathematics.
— 50 Nerds of Grey (@50NerdsofGrey) September 6, 2015 ‘You’re so hot!’ she cried. ‘Actually I’m 98.6 degrees Fahrenheit, which is well within the normal body temperature parameters,’ he replied.
— 50 Nerds of Grey (@50NerdsofGrey) September 5, 2015 ‘I just can’t get enough of your curves,’ he said, licking his lips and squirming with excitement. Kevin really liked the new Google logo.
— 50 Nerds of Grey (@50NerdsofGrey) September 5, 2015 
