The General Administration Department of Madhya Pradesh has issued an order for all government offices to be cleaned with phenyl made of cow urine, instead of chemically-made phenyl. At this point, the irony is too glaring to ignore!
The ‘cow cabinet’ – a first of its kind cabinet that combined six departments – issued the order on Saturday.
As per reports, Animal husbandry department minister Prem Singh Patel stated that the order was to ‘improve the conditions’ of cows, specially non-milking cows, in MP.
We generated the demand before the production. Now, people will not leave the non-milking cows abandoned. This will improve the condition of cows in Madhya Pradesh.
Twitter had a lot to say about this decision:
every day my brain reaches new levels of “?????”https://t.co/P3uTqJlUSd— shæyonce 🐘 (@chupbesanghi) February 1, 2021
Saw a news post that MP offices were to be cleaned with cow urine phenyl only. I can only imagine the smell of these offices 🤦🏻♂️🤢🤮— PRNZL (@MellowPropane) January 31, 2021
People are defending using cow urine as phenyl 😂😂😂.God bless the country— Yash (@Datascientist3_) February 1, 2021
Ok we enter the modern world pic.twitter.com/knYsQIsYoP— Saba Naqvi (@_sabanaqvi) February 1, 2021
News from Madhya Pradesh— Kamran (@CitizenKamran) January 31, 2021
Information : BJP is in power
MP govt offices to be cleaned with cow urine phenyl only.
MP govt offices to be dirtied with cow urine phenyl, states an order.— Neeraj (@neerajn) February 1, 2021
Ahaan , Clean with COW URINE PHENYL 🥳— The Warrior (@optimusprime753) February 1, 2021
Suba ek glass cow urine peena bhi mandatory hona chahiye un sb k liye jinhone in chomoun ko vote diya hai. 🍻 https://t.co/31y7vjTmwO
Dear @CMMadhyaPradesh @ChouhanShivraj will you be using #CowUrine Phenyl only at your home? Aslo, will the govt office bearers be asked to drink Cow Urine next?#justasking @AJEnglish @BBCWorld @ABC @France24_en @khaleejtimes @nytimes @washingtonpost https://t.co/aKQBxp20EC— Turka_Vani (@SMHoosayn) January 31, 2021
Cow Urine Phenyl Kya hota hai ?— A (@1Ashariya2) February 1, 2021
phenyl chemical hai..how can you put together it’s properties with that of Cow Urine ? https://t.co/teZP7VV77d
Cow Urine Phenyl sounds Oxymoron#Budget2021— anhilation_ (@anhilation_) February 1, 2021
Can’t help but wonder if that makes a government job more or less attractive to the average Indian. Why not let us know your thoughts about this decision in the comments section below?