Despite a raging pandemic, people have been seen going out and just doing everyday normal things, which is not normal at all. Hundreds, probably thousands of people are dying every day if we consider all the cases that do not get reported.

But people just don’t seem to get it. So to make it as clear as possible a village panchayat in Goa’s Calangute apparently played a nice song on a loudspeaker for everyone to hear, the lyrics to which were:
Stay the fuck at home. Stay the fuck at home. Don’t be a dick. Stay the fuck at home.
Village panchayat of Calangute woke up today and chose violence. 😂 #Goa pic.twitter.com/i8y8wvRyRY
— That Goan Guy (@schmmuck) May 2, 2021
Now, we can’t independently verify the authenticity of the music being played but it sounds real. And Twitter definitely has been having a good time with it.
That’s so typical Goan 🤣🤣👍 https://t.co/Y5N2yqTVoU
— Varsha (@varshadighe) May 3, 2021
You heard the van. Stay the fuck at home! https://t.co/4OGc8k5lrD
— Akanksha Sarma (@akxnksha) May 3, 2021
Got to love Goa 🙊 https://t.co/Y5CMfchpVn
— Habil Ahmed (@hblahmed) May 3, 2021
This could have been a more effective callertune than the annoying one we all had to endure https://t.co/s08v7FgV65
— Priyanka Patil (@exgratiaa) May 3, 2021
To make the deaf hear, you need (F) bombs https://t.co/yFr0VCAiIA
— Trinanjan Chakraborty (@TrinanjanChakr4) May 3, 2021
That’s a catchy tune. That’s gonna be stuck at my head till night. 😂😂😂😂 https://t.co/GfKneBN7hc
— SG (@Signrabi) May 3, 2021
I agree with this violence https://t.co/S0DLWdVNl3
— Totes McGoats™ (@saptesh) May 3, 2021
How we need this everywhere in the country😂 https://t.co/AptLyoUFHp
— Sarika (@Saaarikaa) May 3, 2021
I knew Goa needed something to keep people away, just didn’t know this could be a solution 😂 https://t.co/Kip6FwQPY5
— Stuti (@StutiNMishra) May 2, 2021
I need this as my caller tune 🔥 https://t.co/DvgQVL9tx1
— GoodBoi (@deeenas) May 2, 2021
Have to say, this is awesome. It definitely seems more catchy, less irritating. Does it work? We’ll have to see. But god damn, if it ain’t funny.