Government’s proposal to develop unique identification number for cows across the country has left almost everyone baffled.
Suggesting that there is a need to stop trafficking of cattle across Indo-Bangla border, Centre plans to tag each cow with a unique identification number with proper records of identification details like age, breed, sex, lactation, height, body colour, horn type, tail switch and special marks.
While this remains a proposal as yet, Twitterati is having a good time trolling it.
Here are some reactions:
Cows to get Aadhar cards. I hope they photograph better than we do.— Madhavan Narayanan (@madversity) April 24, 2017
Bangladeshi cows already have Aadhar cards.— SAGAR (@sagarcasm) April 25, 2017
Does the Aadhar Card for cows to be linked to their bank accounts so that they get methane gas subsidy?Asking for a friend— Atul Khatri (@one_by_two) April 25, 2017
After getting Aadhar numbers, cows will apparently be given free moobile phones.— Madhavan Narayanan (@madversity) April 24, 2017
Cows to get Aadhar like identities in India. It seems this government is seriously considering to take giant leap towards becoming gobarment— Debarati Majumder (@debarati_m) April 25, 2017
CRPF without regular chief for nearly two months, 38 soldiers killed by maoists.In other news : Government planning Aadhar Card for Cows.— Kejru Wall (@KejruWall) April 24, 2017
We are busy tracking our cows and making plans for Aadhar for them. https://t.co/Y7L7HZ1hWz— Mehek (@MehekF) April 24, 2017
Breaked News: After Aadhar cards, BJP-led Centre to open Jan Dhan accounts for cows to empower poor & vulnerable class of bovines— Jehangir Ali (@Gaamuk) April 24, 2017
Unique ID for cows wil contain its age,breed,sex,height,body color,horn type & spcl marks.My Aadhar card doesn’t even have my photo clear 🤣— Riya Basu (@iamriyabasu) April 25, 2017
(Feature image source: Reuters)