In today's episode of 'yo aadmi so entitled', a matrimonial ad from 'presently not working' individual has surfaced on Twitter.
The unemployed bit is important here, because of the list of qualities this person expects in the woman he will marry.
To name a few - 'very' fair, 'very' beautiful, 'very' loyal, 'very' trustworthy. Among others like, loving, caring, brave, powerful and rich.
That is not the shocking part, though. In a better twist than the movie Naayak, the person mentions that the woman has to be patriotic to be worthy of marrying him. In caps. To quote him:
Extremely patriotic to India with a keen desire to increase India's military and sports capabilities.
Basically, he wants to marry Akshay Kumar.
I think I'm only lacking in being fair and beautiful (nothing fair and lovely can't handle) and child raising expertise. Pretty sure I'll learn after raising 1-2 pathetic children. Dr. Abhinao Kumar, BDS I'm coming for ya 😍 pic.twitter.com/mGiiq1k849— Confusedicius 🇮🇳 (@Erroristotle) February 16, 2020
The question here is, if the woman has all conventional and unconventional qualities of a perfect human being, why would she marry this guy? The answer is in the first line of this article.
I am SO KEEN TO INCREASE INDIA'S MILITARY AND SPORTS CAPABILITIES 💦💦 IT WAS MY DREAAAAM— Confusedicius 🇮🇳 (@Erroristotle) February 16, 2020
Printing ads? 🤔— Harpreet Sangar (@sangarhappy1) February 17, 2020
Also, the last time someone was able to increase India's military and sports capabilities in a noteworthy manner, they were Union Ministers - who, I highly doubt, are looking at newspaper ads like these to find a life partner.
Aur koi bhai se puche aap kya karoge while wife strengthens India's military and sports?
"EXTREMELY PATRIOTIC TO INDIA WITH A KEEN DESIRE TO INCREASE INDIA'S MILITARY AND SPORTS CAPABILITIES" -most intense matrimonial ad to date https://t.co/iN275CEWsr— Bhumi Purohit (@bhumipurohit) February 17, 2020
Is this a real matrimonial ad or a joke ? Who asks for a patriotic bride who wants to increase ones countrys military and sports capabilities ???— High (@talkingcurves) February 17, 2020
Anyhow, the ad quickly goes back to the duties all women are made for: Raising kids and cooking food.
But those qualities mean nothing if she is not a 'Hindu Brahmin working girl from Jharkhand or Bihar'.
Wtf is expert in child raising??? Is that man expert in that as its both of their jobs once they have a child. And how come a girl who has never been a mother can be expert in that?? Sick society— Surya Yadav (@shinenshimmer) February 16, 2020
To be honest, this ad sound like an SEO article where the writer has put all possible keywords so that it trends on the internet. Gotta say, that goal was accomplished with ease.