On spotting a foreigner, here's the Indian thing to do:
2. Speak to them in slow English, gesturing by hand, asking annoying questions
3. Take selfies to show off to friends later
4. All of the above
Indians are very suspiciously curious about foreigners.
'Foreigners' like us, northeasterns.
For every chinky/Bruce Lee/Mary Kom/Momo/Jaapaani, who's stuck with racist queries to answer, here's a guide to nailing it:
Jaisa sawaal, waisa jawaab.