Haan haan, the same Anshuman who bailed out on everyone’s favourite Geet. 

Who left her stranded. 

Who betrayed her. 

Who wasn’t by her side when she needed me the most. 

Who hates ganne ke khet. Blah, blah, blah.

Yeah, I get it. You guys hate me.

Hence, I realized it was high time I gave the world my side of the story. 

It was the first day of college. Everybody was gelling with one another when I heard someone rapping.

I later realized that it was Geet. 

And she was talking.

Out of sheer courtesy, I said ‘hi’.

And the next thing I knew, we were a couple.

Like, that’s literally how it happened. Prick used to carry an engagement ring in her pencil box.

Two months into our ‘relationship’ I lost hearing in my left ear. No prizes for guessing why.

You know how couples talk about movies, travel, memes and stuff?

Well, the only things she used to talk about were engagement and marriage.

Not to mention the fact that she was possessive AF!

That’s when I realized that I needed to get out of that relationship.

Agreed, I wasn’t smooth while ending it. But desperate times called for desperate measures.

I went on to start a flourishing tour and travels company.

She went on to become a teacher.

I’d made peace with her absence, when suddenly, Mr. Goody Two-Shoes entered.

He brought her to me and told me they wanted to go to Bhatinda.

And my first thought was, that maybe these guys wanted to rent a taxi.

Hey, I did run a tour and travels agency, remember?

But they told me that they wanted me to come with them. I was like fine, thodi networking ho jaayegi and went along.

I later got to know that Adi was actually trying to reconcile me and Geet. But back then, I was only interested in getting my taxi fare and fucking off.

However, one good thing happened during my trip to Bhatinda. I met Geet’s sister Roop.

And immediately realized I was in love.

After much contemplation, I decided to tell Geet about my feelings for Roop.

But midway pata nahin kya hua, she ran off!

I later saw them kissing. And trust me, I was happier than both of them.

I finally proposed to Roop later.

And immediately got rejected.

Yeah, life sucks.

I’m now back to handling my tour and travels agency in Shimla. Kabhi aana. Discount doonga.