I wonder why no one thought of this for all this while!

Up until now, every football ever designed unintentionally gave right-footed players a slight edge. The incessant kicking on the right side of the ball made it tougher for lefties to have the same control over the ball. Moreover, right-footed players always got to kick in the direction of the grains on the ball, while the lefties were always kicking against the grains.

Since we're all about equality these days, Puma decided to set things right and has designed a revolutionary new ball which will make things level for both sets of players. Taking into account the number of left-footed players at EPL club Arsenal, Puma has chosen players from the North London club to test the new ball:

By the way, the football will be made available on April 1st. Geddit geddit?