If you’d like to make sure that there’s never a paucity of oral sex in your life, don’t do these 11 things:

1. Don’t push her head down

It’s absolutely rude and disgusting. Because by pushing her head, you’re literally forcing her to take your penis further into her mouth. 

2. Don’t start thrusting

To put it simply, she’s just giving you a blowjob. You are NOT having sex with her mouth!

3. Don’t stare at her 

If and when she decides to look at you, she shouldn’t find you staring at her like a creep. Can’t do much? Just shut your eyes and feel the sensation. 

4. Don’t pet her head or rub her back

Repeat this in your head: she’s not a dog, she’s not your child. 

5. Don’t keep your hands still

A little bit of caressing or holding her hand or something else will show just how interested you are in what’s happening with your member! 

6. Don’t stay silent

Yes, don’t start discussing the weather outside but make sure to make the right noises. She’d like to know you’re having a good time.

7. Don’t give her instructions

It’s bad manners to tell her what she should be doing. If you’re so good, how about you do it yourself? 

8. Don’t come without warning

Never. NEVER EVER!

9. Don’t ask her to swallow

If she’d like to, she’ll say so herself. 

10. Don’t fart

How’d you like if the same happened to you? Especially when you’re so close to someone’s asshole. 

11. Don’t say it if you didn’t like it

Whether she’s your girlfriend or a random hook-up, keep your criticism to yourself. 

To many awesome blowjobs in the future!