18. After can traffic winner go on my Insta bio?
1. ‘Traveller’ is definitely in every Bangalorean’s Tinder bio.
Reaching Kolkata from Dhaka is easier than reaching Bangalore Airport from Bangalore City.
— SAGAR (@sagarcasm) June 8, 2018
2. You don’t know patience till you get stuck in Bengaluru traffic.
Before marrying someone, put them through the turmoil of #BangaloreTraffic to see who they really are..It’ll mak’em show their true colors.
— Shantanu ❁ (@ShantzTH) March 29, 2016
3. You wouldn’t wanna die in traffic.
Stuck in traffic?Bangalore has a new symbol!#bangalore #traffic #signal#yqmeme #funny #yqbaba pic.twitter.com/Xt3dpoqIWZ
— YumDude (@TheYumDude) June 25, 2017
4. You get enough time to repent.
What is the advantage of #Bangalore traffic? It gives enough time to think about your mistakes from this life and all your previous lives. #Traffic
— Baskar Mookkan (@bhaskar_mookkan) June 4, 2018
5. Meri maa, teri maa, sabki maa!
Mother’s Day is over, back to Monday traffic. People have moved on from Meri Maa to Teri Maa 😃#silkboard #marathahalli #Bangalore #Bengaluru #Traffic
— Raj👒 (@ImBylu) May 14, 2018
6. It’s no game.
Somehow #Bangalore #traffic feels like playing Tetris, just that the problem doesn’t simplify with time.@
— Prashanthi S (@whynotfi) December 30, 2017
7. Man and machine are finally on the same level!
Interesting! #bangalore #Traffic pic.twitter.com/Kt0TGwL2iZ
— Venkatakrishnan (@carvk) October 16, 2017
8. It’s the bridge of all pains.
YES THIS. #bangalored #bangalore #traffic pic.twitter.com/ifyawOLgaO
— monika 👩🏼🍳🍽 (@monikamanchanda) April 6, 2016
9. No amount of bubble-wrap will ever be enough.
Ths Is How U Keep #Calm In #Traffic Jams #AngerManagement #TimePass #RoadRage #Chennai @Ahmedshabbir20 #Bangalore pic.twitter.com/Cupckhep7r
— Imran Ahmedh KR (@theiakr) November 22, 2015
10. Gotta keep up with the news!
#Bangalore #traffic.. #BMTC Driver has got enough time to go through the newspaper pic.twitter.com/JGwRmJVOYC
— Vinoth Raja (@ThatCanonDude) August 14, 2014
11. I’m sure he just follows a very healthy lifestyle.
I beat a volvo in a race from total mall to Manipal hospital on airport road. I was on foot btw. #traffic #bangalore
— Bharath Narayan M G (@bharathmg) October 13, 2011
12. This guy has the right idea.
All is fair in Love, War and Bangalore Traffic
— Sivanesh Sengodan (@cvanesh) March 22, 2016
13. Every city has its own hobby!
Where people spend their lives: Kolkata- Food joints, Mumbai- Pubs, Delhi-Grooming salons and Bangalore- Traffic. #bachao #india
— Shreejon Biyani (@ShreejonBiyani) April 3, 2016
14. Majboori ka naam hai Bengaluru traffic.
👉#nammapopcorn 4 #fun #Entertainment#nammabengaluru #nammacinema #meme#kannada #sandalwood #kfi#bangaloretraffic👇 pic.twitter.com/SuA0BXZT1d
— Popcorn Productions (@nammapopcorn) April 16, 2016
15. What’s your five-year plan?
Interviewer: Where do you see yourself in five years from now?Me: At Silk Board, probably #BangaloreTraffic
— Ashwini (@aTypical_Twit) July 6, 2016
16. After all, it’s a routine!
Right, gotta go. There’s a traffic jam in Bangalore I am supposed to be a part of.
— Prem Panicker (@prempanicker) July 26, 2016
17. The only escape from it is to go to another city.
If you’re in Bangalore and not seeing any traffic on road, congratulations you’ve reached to Chennai.
— EngiNerd. (@mainbhiengineer) July 29, 2016
My friend took 2:28 hours to complete the half marathon yesterday. Today he took 3 hours to complete a 15km journey by car #bangaloretraffic
— Nithin Rao (@nithinrao) October 14, 2019
19. Probably best to set up your kingdom on the road.
Bangalore people: Today I will finish my office work and reach home early#bangaloretraffic : pic.twitter.com/W4kHjfGXOw
— काणिया ❁ (@Kanatunga) October 14, 2019
20. Hey, you gotta make the best of what you got.
Startup Idea :
— Nagarjun (@naagarjunsa) October 14, 2019
CAT/GRE classes in BMTC buses. #Bangaloretraffic
21. Smart guy.
Best Bangalore Stories:
— 𝐏𝐚𝐯𝐚𝐧Ⓜ️ (@Pavan_Mandre) October 14, 2019
Yesterday, after finishing my office work I left for home in cab. On the way I saw my neighbour walking on the footpath. I offered him a lift. He politely refused saying he is in a hurry. #BangaloreTraffic
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