A good lawyer may not let you win an argument but she’ll definitely let you exercise the freedom of speech and would laugh along at a joke made at the expense of their profession.
Here are some completely innocuous yet hilarious lawyer jokes for a good laugh!
I busted a mirror and got seven years bad luck, but my lawyer thinks he can get me five.Steven Wright #lawyer #mirror
— Best Lawyer Jokes (@bestlawyersjoke) April 12, 2015
What did the lawyer name his daughter? Sue!#lawyerjokes#mnsolo @MinnesotaCLE
— McKenzie Van Loh (@mckenvl) August 11, 2014
A man in an interrogation room says “I’m not saying a word without my lawyer present.””You are the lawyer.” said the policeman.”Exactly, so where’s my present?” replied the lawyer.
— Shit Jokes (@ShitJokes) July 26, 2018
What’s the difference between a good lawyer and a great lawyer?A good lawyer knows the law. A great lawyer knows the judge. #lawyerjokes
— Giss (@gisscontreras) October 30, 2012
A man sued an airline company after it mislaid his luggage.Sadly, he lost his case. #amwriting #lawyerjokes #nearlyFriday #jokes
— Tony Batton (@thetonybatton) December 7, 2017
— Best Lawyer Jokes (@bestlawyersjoke) August 19, 2017
Thats Fair Ur Honor…. #LawyerJokes pic.twitter.com/QWL7jrACnS
— Naiti Agarwal (@MissNobody72) June 18, 2016
What do you call a priest that becomes a lawyer?- A father in law. #LawyerJokes
— Timuçin Köprülü (@timucinkoprulu) November 24, 2017
“- How many lawyer jokes are there?- Only three. The rest are true stories.”
— Zybo (@zybo_sylvens) July 17, 2018
Arguing with a #lawyer is like wrestling a pig in mud… Sooner or later you realize that they like it. #LawyerJokes
— Scott J. Sternberg (@scottjsternberg) March 13, 2016
What lawyers actually do?#lawyers pic.twitter.com/ronBRd2GK6
— Best Lawyer Jokes (@bestlawyersjoke) January 6, 2016
Where there is a will there is a lawsuit.Addison Mizner#lawsuit #best #jokes
— Best Lawyer Jokes (@bestlawyersjoke) December 8, 2015
Start your weekend off with a laugh… Have a great one!#SojournerKingLaw #SKL #Lawyer #Etobicoke #Toronto #LegalTech #TGIF #Friday #Weekend #FridayFunny #LawyerJoke pic.twitter.com/orJvOkWKYX
— Sojourner King Law (@Sojourner_King) January 5, 2018
No pun intended. #Lawyer #LawyerJokes #lawyerjoke #LawyerStatus #legal #Repost by @Thom… http://t.co/TAyL1fk7KO pic.twitter.com/tiru7YF3oF
— PracticePanther (@practicepanther) January 19, 2015
Man, it’s so cold I have my hands in my OWN pockets tonight. #Brrrrr #LawyerJoke
— Randy Rhodes (@randy_rhodes123) January 7, 2015
Q: When attorneys die, why do they bury them 600 feet underground? A: Because deep down, they’re really nice guys. #lawyerjoke
— Ralph Tegtmeier (@fantomaster) July 28, 2011
@ThatMsKnowItAll #Attorneyjoke pic.twitter.com/pKqCEB7oFq
— Schalk (@Mr_Regverdig) December 27, 2017
Q: How can you tell when a lawyer is lying?A: Their lips are moving. #lawyerjokes #jaynebrearleyandco
— Kevin McDougall (@kevinmcdougall) July 24, 2018
Just kidding!
