A good lawyer may not let you win an argument but she'll definitely let you exercise the freedom of speech and would laugh along at a joke made at the expense of their profession.
Here are some completely innocuous yet hilarious lawyer jokes for a good laugh!
A man in an interrogation room says “I’m not saying a word without my lawyer present.”"You are the lawyer." said the policeman."Exactly, so where’s my present?" replied the lawyer.— Shit Jokes (@ShitJokes) July 26, 2018
What's the difference between a good lawyer and a great lawyer?A good lawyer knows the law. A great lawyer knows the judge. #lawyerjokes— Giss (@gisscontreras) October 30, 2012
What do you call a priest that becomes a lawyer?- A father in law. #LawyerJokes— Timuçin Köprülü (@timucinkoprulu) November 24, 2017
"- How many lawyer jokes are there?- Only three. The rest are true stories."— Zybo (@zybo_sylvens) July 17, 2018
Q: When attorneys die, why do they bury them 600 feet underground? A: Because deep down, they're really nice guys. #lawyerjoke— Ralph Tegtmeier (@fantomaster) July 28, 2011