Even if you aren't a comic book fan, you know who Batman is.

This superhero vigilante right here who keeps all the criminals in check.

Yeah, easy to do so in Gotham city. Had Bruce Wayne been in India, there's no chance he'd have survived a day (or night in his case) as Batman. 

Don't believe me? Well, I have solid proof right here. So check it out.

1. Batmobile or no Batmobile, he'd have been stuck in traffic.

Joker, Penguin, Riddler, Ra's al Ghul; you know who'd have been Batman's greatest enemy here in India?

The traffic. 

Agreed he has the Batmobile. But what use is a Batmobile when you can't reach the crime scene in time? 

2. His Batcave would've been a 1BHK apartment. 

I know. 

I know that he's super rich and all but believe me when I say this, no matter how rich he might've been, he'd have never found space large enough to hide his identity. Thanks to the spiralling property rates in every metro city here.

Which probably means that he'd have spent a considerable amount of time doing everyday chores. Just like most of us.

Which would've left him with very little time to fight crime.

3. He'd have never been able to switch on the bat signal.

Because power cuts. No matter how technologically advanced Bruce Wayne might've been, power cuts ke aagey kisi ki nahin chalti.

4. He'd have never become a crime fighter in the first place.

Simply because it's too much mehnat. He'd have probably made some more money.

By launching his own range of cheap sims. 

Or launching himself in the movie business. After all, (super)hero toh aap wahan bhi ban sakte hain.

5. It would've been IMPOSSIBLE for him to hide his identity. 

Nothing stays hidden here. People always knew ki Gangadhar hi Shaktimaan hai. You really think Bruce Wayne's identity would've remained hidden?

6. No matter how many criminals he'd have caught...

They would've all gotten bail. Kyunki tu jaanta hai mera baap kaun hai?

And since he doesn't believe in killing criminals, he'd have to catch them again.

And they'd just get bail again.

And the vicious cycle would've continued till eternity. 

Sorry Batman. But you won't last a day here. Till then, we have Shaktimaan to take care of our shit.