Trainer and self-proclaimed writer Alexander J.A Cortes has figured it out. He knows how women can be the most ‘beautiful’ versions of themselves.
And he decided to share this deep knowledge with us lesser humans.
How to be a Beautiful Woman
— Alexander J.A Cortes (@AJA_Cortes) February 21, 2019
– Be thin
– Be able to cook
– Have long hair
– Wear make-up
– Be feminine
– Be graceful
– Be Sensual
– Shave (should without saying)
– Be fashionable
– Wear pink and feminine colors
– Love men
– Listen to men
Stay classy ladies!
This was followed with a bonus tip on how to be a woman that ‘men want’, because what else do you have to accomplish in life?
You can learn more about how to be a feminine and beautiful woman that men want on my newsletter
— Alexander J.A Cortes (@AJA_Cortes) February 21, 2019
remember, only a man can tell a woman how to acthttps://t.co/zNvAjrqfeC
And then, there was advice for fellow ‘kings’ on how to ‘vet’ women and other valuable inputs.
You can use this list to vet women
— Alexander J.A Cortes (@AJA_Cortes) February 21, 2019
If you show them this list and they become angry, that lets you know that they are harpies that you never want to breed with
and that they would be terrible mothers
stay woke kings
Based on these replies, a lot of you poor women sound like you’re under fucked
— Alexander J.A Cortes (@AJA_Cortes) February 21, 2019
That is unfortunate
If you follow the lessons on the list, you can become a woman that Masculine men are attracted to
Contact me to learn how to be beautiful https://t.co/zNvAjrqfeC
I have a personal policy that I only talk to women who are 8+s on a 10 scale
— Alexander J.A Cortes (@AJA_Cortes) February 21, 2019
so if I ignore your reply, don’t feel bad
you can probably upgrade yourself if you follow the roadmap that I’ve given you
Beauty can always be learned
If you’re angry, it might be because your excess bodyfat is causing hormonal fluctuations that make you emotional
— Alexander J.A Cortes (@AJA_Cortes) February 21, 2019
You can fix this by working out and going to the gym and unfatting Yourself
Fit women are pretty women https://t.co/R3BCeSa72l
Now, it might be a way to be in news (because any publicity is good publicity, right?), people didn’t spare him in their responses.
How To Find A Beautiful Woman
— Max Kennerly (@MaxKennerly) February 22, 2019
-Take criteria you have to impress other men and throw them away
-Treat women with respect not in the hopes you might get sex but because it’s kind, it’s decent, it’s right
-Find a woman who loves you for you and you love her for her
-There she is
This discount bin Jason Mamoa sure seems to think he’s found the secret to life
— RenegadeDisciple (@RenegadeDiscip1) February 22, 2019
How to be the best woman:
— Mary E. McGlynn (@MaryEMcGlynn) February 22, 2019
– just be you
– believe in yourself
– love yourself
– know you are beautiful just the way you are
– listen to your heart
– wear whatever makes you happy
– take time for yourself
– tell this asshat and other asshats like him to 👇 pic.twitter.com/Ynfb8fr5In
I love how all the men roasting him are way more masculine than he even hopes to be.
— Cassidy Ann Tomei (@poletrixnmuscle) February 22, 2019
How to be a handsome man
— Amanda ZZ© (@AmandaZZ100) February 21, 2019
– jacked
– able to cook
– proper hair cut
– clean, presentable & fashionable
-masculine – (even in pink)
– lithe, fit
-sensual ( without being ridiculous)
-solvent
-clean shaven
-Love & listen to women.
Get classy gentlemen!
How to be a tool
— ghost dog. (@JeetoCheesus) February 22, 2019
– Write tweets like this
The End
Damn and here I was thinking my wife was beautiful without like any of these
— Efran (@EfranManzz) February 21, 2019
— ive lost the plot if not the passion for the novel (@Eldritchipster) February 22, 2019
I’ve fixed that for you. You’re welcome. pic.twitter.com/ACETCd4OCz
— Nick Harvey (@mrnickharvey) February 23, 2019
— mombie🧟♀️ (@cowlovinmama) February 22, 2019
Oh, Alexander, I will tell you where you went wrong: The very start!
