Life is too short. Especially when you’re a character in George R.R. Martin’s A Song of Ice and Fire series of books. Which is why, any time you’re not fighting for your life, getting trampled by the Mountain or being burnt alive by the Red Priestess, you need to ‘go get some’. And for that, you might want to use pick up lines like these characters do.

Here’s a list that was compiled by 9gag .