Some people are blessed with great friends. Some others, not so much. Soon-to-be married Mark Longley from Crawley in Surrey, had no idea that his bachelor party would end up like this.

You see, by the time it ended, the groom had a pub-beard. What is that? A beard made of pubic hair. Yes, that is a thing.

Here's a photo uploaded by the best man, Steve.

Posted by Steve West on Friday, 15 May 2015

Mark's best friends, if you can call them that, made "contributions" to make the pube beard possible.

Posted by Steve West on Friday, 15 May 2015

This is how he looked right before the "make-over" started. Yes, he was already in diapers, strapped to a wheel-chair, in clown shoes with some avant-garde permanent marker sketch-work on his body. He also had a cabbage best friend to keep him company, who he had to hold on to through the duration of the party Bachelor parties, eh?

Posted by Steve West on Friday, 15 May 2015

But his friends were not done with him yet. They actually took him to a nearby senior center/nursing home, where he was greeted with curious stares from old folks.

With friends like these, who needs enemies, eh?