“The needful?”

“Yeah, I mean did you… jerk off today? My skin is kinda dry. I was hoping you could deliver a consignment.”

“Sure thing, friend.”

In my head, this is what a conversation between beauty blogger Tracy Kiss and her ‘friend’ is like. She suffers from a skin condition called rosacea, which means not every product is a safe option, what with all the chemicals and whatnot. So, stretching the limits of weirdness, she calls up one of her guy friends who diligently masturbates into a Chinese take-out cup and brings it over to her and then proceeds to rub it on her face.

Check it out.

I don’t know about you guys but I think this is taking friendzone to a whole new level. Not only does she use your seeds for a cosmetic purpose, she won’t even touch you to get it out. Come on guys (no pun intended)!