Explorer Paul Rose was just going about his day in Seychelles, creeping up on tortoises who were having ‘sexy time’. One of the tortoises realized it was a violation of his right to privacy so he charged at Rose. And by ‘charged’, I mean ‘gradually inched towards’.

This might be the slowest chase video ever. But in defense of the animal, one does not simply interrupt someone’s moment of carnal pleasure.

Check it out.