No we won’t start our introduction with peesa, just because we are talking about the Marwaris. If you love your ghee and bhujiya as much as your dukaan, you have come to the right place.
Here are a few tweets you’ll definitely relate to, if you are a Marwari or if you’ve ever had a Marwari friend.
#Marwadi pic.twitter.com/6tp1cwuQq8
— Ganesh Patel (@ganeshpatel) September 8, 2017
Somewhere between “Monopoly” and “Dukaan” we all grew up. #Marwari
— Rishab Surana (@RishabSurana02) August 24, 2017
A #Marwari kept his Dukaan closed 😂 pic.twitter.com/a6i3Jx0bym
— Pooja Jain (@PoojaJain53) April 27, 2017
Marwari people be like “Khoon m mere ghee,Ghee se mera junoon” 😂
— prakash chaudhary (@amplifier1008) September 5, 2016
Marwari ladies orgasm when you hit their Ghee-spot.
— Rofl Indian (@Roflindian) September 24, 2015
Best #marwari motivational quote-“कुँए में पड़ण दे”
— Deep (@kuldpvys) January 21, 2018
Marwari’s be like..#lol #marwari #marwaristyle #funny #thursdaythoughts pic.twitter.com/73xgv8VZJN
— 73buzz (@73buzz_news) January 18, 2018
Jyotish : Aapki kundali mein to 2 saal se rahu aur ketu haiMarwadi : *cries*Jyotish : kya hua ? Ro kyu rahe ho?Marwadi : salo ne 2 saal se bhada nahi diya, kitna nukasaan ho gaya#marwari
— Jay (@phycho2jay) February 9, 2018
#Marwari true Marwari 😂😂 pic.twitter.com/EKPB1wRkBo
— Marwari baatein (@Marwari_baatein) February 17, 2018
Why don’t Marwari play Hockey or football ?’ Coz the moment they get a corner, they open a Mithai shop#marwari #dukan
— Marwari baatein (@Marwari_baatein) March 4, 2018
Left pic: when you are vacationing abroad Right pic: when you are back at “Sasural”#JustMarwariThings pic.twitter.com/H2Z4MeSlkG
— aͥͣ͋ͬ̿m̶͛͊ͦ́i̓͘͟t́̏́̕͢͢͝ (@amitabhishek) August 6, 2015
Dramatic mom: “Beta so jaa nahi toh Gabbar a jayega”Marwari mom: “Beta so ja nahi toh Haabu aa jayega”
— SnowWhite™© (@tanya_s7) June 14, 2017
When someone asks asks a marwari about buying things at low prices?Marwari:Hum sale me nai shop karte log humhe samne se offer dete h😎
— Mahak (@_mahak5_) September 2, 2017
She: love me like you do.Marwari guy: *put ghee on condom*
— संस्कारी भाभी (@Honey_Honey69) August 10, 2017
🤓How a Marwari riddles his 7-month pregnant wife’s belly bump’ womb”Abbey .. jaldi bahar aa ja….Dukaan par bahut kaam hai… ” 😿
— Hunting_Hunters (@eparitosh) March 22, 2017
Wen a Marwari shop puts things on offer pic.twitter.com/yYiK223QsG
— SwatKat- The dancing Rajput 💃 (@swatic12) August 21, 2017
As a Marwari I am so used to saving things for future, I have saved all my orgasms for my retirement.
— Aanchal Agrawal (@awwwnchal) December 3, 2017
Going out is fun, unless you don’t have to spend money. #JustMarwariThings
— The Godfather (@MkaUNofficial) June 27, 2017
Marwari goes to buy condoms.Salesman says, ‘only flavoured ones available, which flavour do you want?’Marwari thinks and says ‘Bhujiya’
— Amol Mathur (@Shaitaaaaan) April 2, 2011
The 3P’s of a marwari after every meal:1. Papad2. Peda3. Paan
— Nikhil Kejriwal (@nikhil_kejriwal) January 4, 2017
A Marwari wedding is more grand and expensive than the opening ceremony of PSL 😂
— Farrago Mriganka⏺ (@Gswmi_Mrgn) February 25, 2018
Wedding #baraat is probably the only #roadtrip a #Marwari does in his lifetime that too because it’s sponsored 🙄
— Vikash Paul (@vikashpaulcomic) July 21, 2017
Jaise Twitter ke liye troll and meme jaroori haiWaise hi marwari ke liye bhujiya and papad jaroori Hai😍😍
— MiSs MoOdY💫 (@bhaad_me_jao) October 14, 2017
*Marwari on his deathbed*My wife, are you here?Yes baby, i m hereMy sons, daughters are you all here?Yes papa.To phir baju wale kamare pankha q chalu rkha hai?
— prayag sonar (@prayag_sonar) March 11, 2018
#marwari😂 pic.twitter.com/q221ibj56L
— kanpuriya vines (@KanpuriyaVines) September 14, 2017
एक सच्चा मारवाड़ी जिम नहीं जाता।सिर्फ जीमने जाता हैऔरमारवाड़ी का ब्लड ग्रुप होता है”घी पॉजिटिव”😜#Marwadi
— яαʝєєν ʝαιи (@Rajeev4T) April 9, 2017
You are not a true #Marwari ,If you haven’t googled #how_business_is_better_than_job yet.
— Harshit gupta (@harshitgupta565) March 4, 2018
Take it with a pinch of ‘ghee’.
Chokho laage?
