When someone mentions the word ‘sex toy’, most people think of a vibrator or a dildo, or a fleshlight. Well, guess what, the world has advanced and we have moved forward as a race. Now we have zombie fleshlights.
Find that bizarre? Wait till you see the rest on this list.
Believe it or not, people get off the vibrations of a washing machine (no judgment, you do you). So, a person named Dominic Wilcox came up with one that has a saddle to ride. It also has a knob with levels oh, ooh, oooh, oooooh for the user to be able to control the setting. Oooh!!
2. Penis cage
And rings. They are apparently used to give better stimulation to both partners. I have some questions, but nevermind.
3. Electro Powerbox Stimulator
As it turns out, some people like to be mildly electrocuted for pleasure and this device does exactly that. Don’t ask how people use it because I have no clue.
4. Crave razor silver ‘sensation tool’
What looks like a fancy vegetable cutter, is actually a sex toy. When rolled over skin, it gives pleasure. Apparently.
5. Sqweel Go
This thing has silicon tongues. 10 of them. Of different types. For you know what.
6. Alien sex doll
This product is for those who love sci-fi stuff and the possibility of having sex with aliens. I don’t know what else to say.
For ‘deathly’ orgasms.
Aptly named, this thing is a stability ball that has a dildo attached to it so you can have some bouncy fun.
This literally has two fake fists attached through a tube. Both of them are designed differently so you can use them according to your wishes at the time.
10. Fetish fantasy rockin’ chair
A chair with perks. This one has a clitoral stimulator on the front so you can just sit and figure out the best position for you know, fun times.