If romance was a subject in school, Bollywood would definitely be our NCERT textbook. From the concept of love-at-first-sight to the theories of happily-ever-after, Bollywood has greatly influenced the way Indian guys approach and patao girls!

No wonder, Bollywood is our most reliable reference point for all things mushy, but there are certain popular dialogues from Hindi cinema which actually do more damage than good and should be strictly stayed clear of. If you do not want to mess up your love life, that is! Here are 23 Bollywood love advices so trashy, even dummies will not take them:

Use these lines and you too might end up with a purple patch on your eye.