So I was derping around on the internet as usual and landed on Twitter. After much time wasting, I came across this handy little tool that lets you enter a Twitter user’s handle and churn out the very first tweet they ever tweeted. Like any good vella, I spent the next few hours sniffing out first tweets from popular accounts and celebrities. Here they are;

1. Deepika Padukone’s first tweet was really chirpy.

2. You can’t tell whether SRK is being serious or just his usual awesomely sarcastic self.

3. And Salman’s like, ‘meh.”

4. Mr. Bachchan was a little too enthusiastic about coming on Twitter.

5. Kalki was just happy about going to Kashmir.

6. Gareeb Guy may not be a celebrity. And he may be new to Twitter. But this first tweet is nothing short of epic.

7. Chetan Bhagat. When he was less popular. And less annoying.

8. What did you expect?

9. Dear KRK. I can’t even...

10. Farhan Akhtar’s first tweet was a bad p“un.”

11. The P.M when he was a C.M.

12. “Communicate with you directly.” Scary stuff.

13. Okay.

14. Sonam Kapoor’s only on Twitter because she caved in to peer pressure.

15. It seems like Mr. Tata joined Twitter to pay his respects to Steve Jobs.

16. I will not say anything funny about this tweet. I like breathing.

17. Mallika Sherawat. When she was not that popular. Not much has changed.

18. Sachin Ramesh Tendulkar. Classy as always.

19. The master’s first tweet.

20. How could I resist? Guy’s like my muse.