Unless you were living under a massive, network-jamming, news-blocking, giant rock, you know an obscene show of wealth took place this weekend in the name of the Ambani Sangeet.

Adding very expensive insult to our impoverished emotional injury was a show-stopping exclusive performance by Beyonce. Yes. Queen Bey.

While we were still recovering from the wtf-ness of whatever happened, the world outside of India was downright flabbergasted.

And Twitter is still scratching their heads, asking the important question — “Exactly how rich does one have to be to have Beyonce perform at one’s pre-wedding?”

We don’t blame their shock and awe, especially after all the hilarity it ensued.


No, but seriously. HOW rich are you, Ambanis?