The late night game show by Nerdist on Comedy Central called @midnight hosted a hilarious Twitter hashtag war called #GotDumpedBecause. The hashtag received an outpour of responses from the Twitter fraternity and some of them were extremely funny. Get ready to laugh out loud.
Here are some of the Tweets that we believe take the cake in this particular hashtag war:
Some stressed how muggles just don’t get it.
#GotDumpedBecause She asked me ‘Me or Harry Potter?’ I miss her sometimes.
— Harry Potter Logic™ (@HPotterLogic) July 31, 2015 #GotDumpedBecause she asked me to do the laundry and threw a sock at me. I ran away screaming ‘Dobby is free’
— Harry Potter Logic™ (@HPotterLogic) July 31, 2015 #GotDumpedBecause I use too many Harry Potter puns. Siriusly, is there something Ron with it? @midnight
— Harry Potter Logic™ (@HPotterLogic) July 31, 2015 Some shared their all-too-personal experiences.
#GotDumpedBecause it turns out farting the beat to “Thriller” isn’t foreplay. @midnight
— Brett Osinoff (@BrettOsinoff) July 31, 2015 #GotDumpedBecause I screamed “Barney the Dinosaur!” during lovemaking. @midnight
— Akit (@AgentAkit) July 31, 2015 #GotDumpedBecause I wouldn’t cover myself up @midnight pic.twitter.com/8ML1gzyhVS
— CJ Vercetti (@VercettiCJ) July 31, 2015 #GotDumpedBecause Uptown Funk is a good song, but not a good natural scent @midnight
— Muttley Matt (@Ti_FusedCynic) July 31, 2015 #GotDumpedBecause I kept touching him..never date MC Hammer @midnight
— Tracy (@TracyinWales) July 31, 2015 While others had the most random reasons.
#GotDumpedBecause she left me and fell in love with the invisible man .. I don’t know what she see’s in him
— Smithy (@PaulPaulie007) July 31, 2015 #GotDumpedBecause of my obsession with Linkin Park. But in the end, it doesn’t even matter @midnight
— Mike (@_afromike) July 31, 2015 And some were just too damn weird.
I ran out of condoms and made one out of aluminum foil #GotDumpedBecause @midnight
— Jared Montana (@Jarmadillos) July 31, 2015 #GotDumpedBecause apparently dating your dad is frowned upon. @midnight
— KJ (@swissmistress) July 31, 2015 #GotDumpedBecause Apparently the whole sharing thing doesn’t extend to “our” tampon. @midnight
— Hana (@HanaMichels) July 31, 2015 Although some were just dissatisfied. Come on guys, people have their shortcomings.
He #GotDumpedBecause just like @SUBWAY he promised me a footlong but actually gave me less than that pic.twitter.com/ya9Na5XtlQ
— the real elly-ice™ (@shariatPR) July 31, 2015 #GotDumpedBecause apparently “me time” shouldn’t involve prostitutes. @midnight
— Dave Simons (@DaveSimons) July 31, 2015 I didn’t dump fast enough #GotDumpedBecause @midnight pic.twitter.com/XBauHcTyis
— joshingstern (@joshingstern) July 31, 2015 While many were just too cool to be with someone.
#GotDumpedBecause I have NO IDEA! I wasn’t listening. @midnight
— Todd Gillett (@Todd_Gillett) July 31, 2015 #GotDumpedBecause I kept correcting her grammar. She’d ask “Who’d you get the STD from?” & I’d say “You mean ‘from whom did I get the STD?'”
— Terry Stain (@scaledog) July 31, 2015 #GotDumpedBecause apparently it’s inappropriate for a grown man in the shower to sing “I’m a Barbie girl, in my Barbie world” @midnight
— Aidan forgets why he (@aidno) July 31, 2015 #GotDumpedBecause my dog refused to give up his spot on the bed pic.twitter.com/YdYBMyGBo5
— GypsySnark (@hmharper) July 31, 2015 #GotDumpedBecause Netflix happened @midnight
— Beau Nations (@Naychuns) July 31, 2015 Some took it ‘sportingly’.
#GotDumpedBecause she said I was too obsessed with football, we’d been together for three seasons too
— Mike H (@teamfaceplant) July 31, 2015 #GotDumpedBecause I put wrestling before her…and I should…because that’s what’s best for business.
— Yousif Al Jamal (@XYousifAlJamalX) July 31, 2015 But no one can beat this guy.
#GotDumpedBecause I humped a flag… https://t.co/W8xKTrrpcM
— Top Corner (@HITCtopcorner) July 31, 2015 Hats off to the Twitteratis for giving this dose of much needed laughter.
