Karan Johar is an enigmatic personality. The director/producer/actor/reality TV judge dons many hats and has millions of fans for every role of his! However, there are certain fans whose craze for our Bollywood celebs know no boundaries. And Karan Johar too has such a fan who is so obsessed with him that he can’t live a single day without tweeting about him.
Yes, we are talking about none other than Twitter’s wildest child, Kamal Rashid Khan, who can’t go a single day without mentioning KJo on Twitter. While KRK is usually busy trolling stars like Shah Rukh Khan, Parineeti Chopra, Sonakshi Sinha, Anurag Kashyap, Kapil Sharma and even Rajnikanth, KJo is someone who he takes out special time for.
Here are a few select examples of how KRK’s obsession is seriously turning into a disease:
1. KRK makes random announcements to ultimately marry Karan Johar.
2. But is too embarrassed when people actually want it to happen.
I didn’t tweet about sex change n marry to Karan Johar. That is fake tweet. Yes I tweeted tat I will leave India if Modi will become PM.— Kamaal R Khan-KRK (@kamaalrkhan) May 22, 2014
3. It’s KRK’s jealousy speaking when KJo socializes with other men.
Karan Johar will get marry with Anurag Kashyap on 15th may coz Anurag will become Hathiyarless on that day n become same like Karan Johar.— Kamaal R Khan-KRK (@kamaalrkhan) May 3, 2015
4. KRK is so obsessed, he hallucinates that Karan is texting him.
People just see here! Just now Karan Johar did send me this SMS to threaten me. pic.twitter.com/OCAtzvRNbP— Kamaal R Khan-KRK (@kamaalrkhan) April 25, 2015
5. And even thinks that Karan is plotting his exit from Bollywood.
Someone told me tat Karan Johar n Anurag r requesting to Bollywood to put ban on me so I said-I will quit myself. They don’t need to do tat.— Kamaal R Khan-KRK (@kamaalrkhan) April 22, 2015
6. Hurt and offended, KRK is ready to give up his passion, i.e. reviewing movies, only for KJo.
Dear people I know that you all want honest reviews of films but I am really scared of Karan Johar n Kashyap so can’t review at any cost.— Kamaal R Khan-KRK (@kamaalrkhan) April 24, 2015
7. And still firmly believes, that it’s only KJo’s cinema which can better Bollywood.
Even @KaranJohar should direct 5-6 films to save the Bollywood.Coz agar aisi hi chutiyapa films Banti Rahi so public will lose all interest.— Kamaal R Khan-KRK (@kamaalrkhan) May 2, 2015
8. KRK also dreams of KJo offering him… not Rs 2 but a handsome amount of Rs 25 lakhs.
9. However, KJo’s blatant confessions at the AIB Roast, left KRK sore… very sore.
Karan Johar has accepted himself tat he likes to be fuck by 4 men at a time n now a days he gets good fuck by Anurag Kashyap. Wow! #AIBShow— Kamaal R Khan-KRK (@kamaalrkhan) January 29, 2015
10. But maintained that he’ll always love Karan for his honesty.
11. And Karan’s ass for being sexy.
12. KRK even asked Karan out for a date, in the most romantic manner ever.
Bro @karanjohar your song is really good “Ab Toh Mera Lund Khada Khada Sotaa Hai,, Kaya Karoon haye Kuch Nahi Hotaa Hai. Let’s go on date.— Kamaal R Khan-KRK (@kamaalrkhan) January 29, 2015