As far as Bollywood is concerned, the hospital is a very dramatic place. Because every filmy doctor has to diagnose the same ailment, in the same tone, with similar body language to a family that will react in the exact same manner, over and over again in different movies.

So to celebrate the relentless spirit of these filmy doctors and patients, we present the most cliched dialogues that you'll only hear in Bollywood hospitals:

Awesome artwork by Aakansha Pushp