While the world condemned Sunny Deol for his dancing skills (or lack thereof), we understood that there was more to his inane moves. He was doing neo-yoga all along and we never gave him credit for it. So here we are acknowledging his contribution and vision to the cause of yoga.
1. Bae-ne-haan-bola-asana
Getting laid tonight pose.
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For special occasions like when bae says there’s no one at home.
2. Cool-lagna-hai-asana
Walking by your crush pose.
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For when you’re walking by your crush and need to synchronise your breath, hold your stomach in, and wear shades to look cool.
3. Pass-karade-asana
Last minute student pose.
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Two-step exercise for when you gave your exams without studying anything. Mostly done after you’re done with your exam and the reality of you failing hits you.
4. Joint-pass-asana
Puff pass pose.
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For when one person is taking too long with the joint.
5. Bhaag-asana
Mummy knows pose.
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For when mummy finds your pack of cigarettes, porn, condoms, etc. and you need to stealthily disappear without a trace.
8. Aise-kaise-asana
The questioner’s pose.
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To be done at Sarojini when the shopkeeper says Rs.500.
9. Durgandh-asana
Body odour checker pose.
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For when you need to covertly check if you’re the one with the overwhelming body odour.
10. Neymar-asana
He hit me pose.
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For when you have to fake bruises to prove that uss hi ‘ney mara’.
11. Yeh-kya-hai-asana
The shocked pose.
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To be done when mummy asks about the cigarettes and you don’t have time to run so you’re all shocked about where it came from.
12. Hug-na-hua-asana
Forever alone pose.
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For when you’re waiting a little too long for your crush to hug you but she walks away without noticing.
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