Delhi is one hell of a place. Lively, crazy and diverse, just like its citizens. Anyone who comes to Delhi finds it a bit intimidating and weird at first. But pretty soon, they figure everything out and of Delhi and settle right in. Here are a few unsaid rules of Delhi every Delhiite swears by.
1. The first unsaid rule of Delhi is, you do not ask about the unsaid rules of Delhi.
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2. The second unsaid rule of Delhi is, you DO NOT ask about the Goddamn rules!
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3. If you fart in the metro, you MUST punch yourself.
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4. Only four guys to a bike.
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5. The last gol-gappa is always free.
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6. If you’re not from D.U, you’re not cool.
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7. You must always say 5 minutes and take 5 hours to do something.
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8. You MUST always bargain with an auto-wallah.
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9. You can talk about your new Ray Bans as LONG as you want to.
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10. If someone parks in your spot, you HAVE to slash his tyres.
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11. If you get stuck in traffic, you’ve GOT to honk like a giant douche-copter.
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12. If you go to HauzKhas Village, you MUST dress like a hipster.
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13. If someone is playing a Yo Yo Honey Singh song, you HAVE to grab your crotch, bob your head and sing along.
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14. If you want to take a rickshaw, you must call him “Bhaayah.”
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15. And if this is your first day in Delhi, then you HAVE to swear.
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