More often that not, people with tattoos are judged. If you’ve been inked, you probably know the pain and the stereotypes that are attached to getting a tattoo.
I mean, we’ve all been advised at least once by someone to not get a tattoo, right? But, we still did it/do it anyways. On that note, here are some hilariously relatable jokes on tattoos that’ll crack you up.
1. When you are insecure as hell but still try to act cool…
getting a tattoo done by someone with a lot of tattoos is the same feeling I get when I work out next to someone already super in shape. Please don’t look me in the eyes, I’m ashamed.
— sarah schauer 🦂 (@SJSchauer) January 4, 2020
2. The truth be told.
‘wHaT dO yOur TatTooS MeAn’
— kaytamine (@fleetwood__max) July 8, 2019
they mean im fucking cool ok
3. Something worth thinking about.
sure my tattoos will look stupid when i get old but have you ever considered that they look stupid now too
— dirt prince (@pant_leg) June 13, 2018
4. When your parents are trying to convince you to not get a tattoo…
“Why tattoos? You wouldn’t put stickers on a nice car.” Ma’am I am at best a 2003 Corolla.
— grapefruit topo (@michael_aas) June 2, 2019
5. BURN!
“Wow 3 tattoos.. those are pretty permanent you know”
— Emily Barry (@EmiBarry) July 26, 2017
Me: wow 3 kids… those are pretty damn permanent CAROL
6. What a deep explanation!
Dude: cool tattoo what does it mean
— kenz (@kenzgm) April 29, 2019
Me: flower 🙂
7. When you are no longer a beginner…
my first tattoo: spent years planning, got it drawn nine months before, played around with sizing for a while, picked a spot on my body months ahead, did research on tattoo parlors
— ~ taylor ~ (@tayIorjw) November 18, 2018
my second tattoo: me likey, ink NOW!!!
8. Can’t argue with that.
Family: Why would you get tattoos? They’re expensive and painful to get and they are PERMANENT!
— ditch pony (@molly7anne) September 17, 2018
Also family: Have a baby 🙂
9. Get over it!
Another baby boomer at work looked at the tattoo on my arm and said “you know those are permanent right” and i said no
— Deyoncé (@deelalz) August 31, 2018
10. When innocent kids ask innocent question…
my niece asked me one day why i always wear the same tattoos like LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO 💀
— 🔮 (@raullgto) September 29, 2018
11. When reality hits you hard…
“Your tattoos will look ugly when you’re old”
— Jakob 🥀 (@TheJakobRose) December 25, 2018
Bold of you to assume the planet will last that long Karen
12. Priceless reaction.
My dad’s reaction seeing my tattoo for the first time
— Bobby Ocampo (@shish_keBOBBY) December 25, 2018
Enjoy pic.twitter.com/b329ovqFoN
13. Well, guilty as charged.
If your tattoos aren’t stupid you’re a fucking nerd
— kat yeary (@katyeary) February 27, 2019
14. When the tattoo trend was new in the early 2000s…
early 2000’s lower back tattoos be like
— ⚠️maxx⚠️ (@climaxximus) January 13, 2020
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15. When your parents react to your tattoo…
I feel it pic.twitter.com/HQtnWwzZqE
— Bex-tra 🤟 (@1becca7) December 27, 2018
16. When you are under the wrong influence…
That’s it imma about to get butterfly tattoos on my face pic.twitter.com/caAIXK7ple
— ❤️🎄 (@ayeeevero) January 13, 2020
17. When you get too creative…
future tattoo? ye !!! ✨ pic.twitter.com/G4EPPhre9U
— – cryptic rigatoni (@dunkindookers) January 13, 2020
18. Hypocrisy?
them: I want my tattoo to have some personal meaning to it.
— franklin (@_franklinpham_) January 12, 2020
their tattoo: pic.twitter.com/r0OCwMg3ny
19. Reality of my life…
Tattoo: booked
— true dick detective (@yogrlsfavrapper) January 12, 2020
Bank account: empty pic.twitter.com/bZ38EOGvMd
20. Totally agreed.
Agreed pic.twitter.com/GI1TK7Id2s
— ⛓⚠️⛓ (@ciarananan) February 27, 2019
21. Don’t think too much. Go for it.
I want a bunch of weird tattoos but i also don’t wanna explain to my kids why dad thought a flying saucer landing on his nipple would be cool and funny in his early 20s
— Tyler Melancon (@melancon_tyler) January 17, 2020
22. It’s true.
No funny shit some of y’all tattoos look like stickers 😓
— VET 🦂 (@unrulyyyyyyy) January 18, 2020
23. Hard to decide which was worse.
What’s funny is that Bob got a nice tattoo of a penguin meanwhile I got a tattoo of a naked lady with a big ole bush
— 🅣🅘🅝🅨 (@stonersansa) January 18, 2020
24. Ouch!
When karma hits you like a truck. #funny #tattoos pic.twitter.com/PuiqAoa4zH
— lilymay204 (@lilymay204) January 17, 2020
25. The perfect tattoo indeed.
The perfect tattoo pic.twitter.com/yklKTquT9n
— Funny Tweets (@The_FunnyBot) January 16, 2020
26. Someone please notice it.
When you go out of your way to make your tattoo visible and you still don’t get any compliments 🥺 pic.twitter.com/vsMKlBu8TV
— Hoesome Headbanger (80%) (@KindaFunnyRaver) January 15, 2020
27. Yes, it’s funny.
I kinda think it’s funny I work on HR and have tons of tattoos
— ♈︎ ☾ (@arieswhobish) January 13, 2020
28. Then do it.
I joked that I’d tattoo the monster emblem in my ass but now i kinda wanna do it
— go away (@dapeoplesshelbo) January 18, 2020
29. Good idea.
I’m going to get a question mark tattoo because my life is 100% a joke
— Amber Dawn Butler (@rubyandemeralds) January 17, 2020
30. It looks like a Christmas tree though.
My little sis asked me why I had a Christmas tree on my arm pic.twitter.com/AooUZUlk21
— Logan Maddox (@MaddoxLogan28) October 1, 2018
31. Who would have thought that?
I keep the kids occupied by letting them color in the flowers pic.twitter.com/7rLZGyzTEy
— tiffany✨ (@tiiiffanyyy19) October 1, 2018
32. But, why?
I have laundry care instructions tattooed on my back pic.twitter.com/p1ixcVeraf
— Gin (@SlowestWhippet) February 28, 2019
33. Oh the irony!
— Zach Funk (@ZFunkYeah) February 28, 2019
34. Is this for real?
THANK YOU (i’m a transparent and double-sided tape stan) pic.twitter.com/PQ1B4SlWUy
— harley (@yeehawrley) February 28, 2019
35. Good for you.
I had two kids before I got any tattoos and I can tell you which experience I’ll be repeating every few years for the foreseeable future. (Hint: My husband had a vasectomy 4 years ago.)
— Squirrel Herder (@squirrelshorts) September 17, 2018