Jofra Archer is a prophet. Or so Twitter would have you believe. Unless you’ve been far far away from social media (don’t lie, you’ve been glued to your phone, haven’t you?) you’ve heard of Jofra Archer‘s crazy ability to predict the World Cup on Twitter.
Or at the very least, have tweets from years ago that are crazily appropriate for incidents from the World Cup. Like this:
Want to go to lords— Jofra Archer (@JofraArcher) May 29, 2014
Or even this.
A die hard Pakistan fan wonders what lead to their failure to qualify for semi finals. pic.twitter.com/Pnl4QObjxW— absy (@absycric) July 3, 2019
But his crazy powers of divination didn’t stop there. They said last night’s World Cup final was so good you couldn’t script a better one. But Twitter thinks it might’ve been scripted. By Jofra Archer on the blue bird.
Stunning catch— Jofra Archer (@JofraArcher) November 11, 2015
You might put that one down to coincidence. But then you spot this.
Wouldn’t mind a super over— Jofra Archer (@JofraArcher) July 4, 2015
How new Zealand lost this game?!?!?!?!!— Jofra Archer (@JofraArcher) March 25, 2014
Now he’s just showing off.
What stupid rule is this 😕— Jofra Archer (@JofraArcher) August 3, 2015
This is getting ridiculous now.
16 from 6— Jofra Archer (@JofraArcher) April 13, 2013
And of course Twitter has found their new god. They weren’t going to let this go.
morgan: “just tell me what’s happening on the last ball i know you tweeted it already” pic.twitter.com/siLV4zTf2Q— Ranting Pakistani (@RantsPakistani) July 14, 2019
We probably just haven’t looked hard enough for it.
Is there a Jofra Archer tweet from 2014 where he says “needs to pitch it up a bit”— Barney Ronay (@barneyronay) July 14, 2019