Kem Chho, Gujju people! Make some noise! Or actually don't. Because when a son of Gujarat's soil (NaMo) is already making so much noise in the country, it's better if the others lie low. However, there's another Modi who just wouldn't keep out of news and that's Lalit Modi!

Currently embroiled in a major row over seeking help from India's Foreign Minister, Ms Sushma Swaraj, in obtaining British travel documents, the scam-tainted former IPL chief Lalit Modi is back in the news and has become the toast of news channels across India.

However, not giving a f... aafda to Arnab Goswami and his hour-long debates, Lalit Modi is living life king size thousands of miles away in his luxurious 'cocoon'! Here are a few photographs which show how affected Modi actually is by the controversies that surround him!

Captions obviously added by us for a dramatic drift!

Hey poor people! Welcome to my hideout in London!

#Home #London #Freedom

Source: indianexpress

Here I am, Facebooking from my brand new... island! #Rich #Luxury #DontGiveADamn #InYourFaceMedia

Source: indianexpress

Can you feel any poorer? #LKMCigarettes #SWAG #International #Luxury

Source: indianexpress

I feel on top of the world! #ParisHilton #LalitModi #BFFs

Source: indianexpress

My prized possession! Take a guess! #NaomiCampbell #Supermodel #SuperStud #Statue

Source: indianexpress

Stopover in Italy for lunch with my folks #Positano #Italy #RareWine #OneLife

Source: indianexpress

It happens! Hehehe #DenverDeo #Addiction #ChickMagnet

Source: cricket.rediff

You wouldn't want to know what I said in her ear! #Secret #HushHush #GuestsFromTheWest

Source: wikinewforum

Woah! That escalated pretty fast! #FirstMeet #MyFirstFiftyDates

Source: vishvagujarat

Burn haters! #NoTimeForHatred #AwesomeThreesome

Source: abplive

I just love 'Bomb'ay! #RedCarpet #FashionShow #DesiBeauties

Source: cricket.rediff

That's a preity preity view! Phew! #BlastFromThePast #Memories #MyBrainChild

Source: thestorypedia

C'mon, you could have done better than Ranbir! #OnMyKnees #BlastFromThePast #ClosedChapter

Source: itimes

Moving on from cricket to greener pastures in life! #Football #Madrid #ElClasico #AmazingAtmosphere

Source: indianexpress

You got a problem with my pink shorts? Deal with it. #HatersGonnaHate #NotAFuckToGive #LazyAfternoon #BeachBed

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Who's the boss? #Gopiyaan #Kanhaiyya #YourLifeSucks

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He's right. Your life sucks anyway!