Twitter is an exciting place where handles ranging from intelligent to punny and sarcastic to ridiculously funny exist in complete harmony! However, it’s not everyday that you come across a twitter user who’s so dejected and disappointed with his life, he starts making fun of himself!
A Twitter handle by the name of Pakulu Papito has been doing the rounds recently with his ruthless self-loathing tweets on the misfortunes of his life. Though Mr Papito claims to be a gas station owner in search of a ‘hot babe’ wife, he never forgets to make fun of himself at every given opportunity. Here are 20 self-loathing tweets by Mr Papito which will make you cry, with laughter:
i get ignored so much my name should be terms and conditions
— pakalu papito (@pakalupapito) August 18, 2015
i swear i get uglier everyday
— pakalu papito (@pakalupapito) July 11, 2015
if you cant handle me at my worst then leave, because i dont have a best im always awful
— pakalu papito (@pakalupapito) July 10, 2015
I’m actually pretty attractive if you stand far away enough pic.twitter.com/1yfU5QD4if
— pakalu papito (@pakalupapito) July 7, 2015
relationship status: maybe one day
— pakalu papito (@pakalupapito) June 25, 2015
just another day of not being rich and famous
— pakalu papito (@pakalupapito) August 17, 2015
sorry im poor i cant afford to pay attention
— pakalu papito (@pakalupapito) August 17, 2015
i’m not ignoring your snapchats, i’m just too ugly to reply at the moment
— pakalu papito (@pakalupapito) August 15, 2015
i have this rare skin disease called perfect
— pakalu papito (@pakalupapito) August 14, 2015
person: I like your name me: thanks, I got it for my birthday
— pakalu papito (@pakalupapito) August 9, 2015
if i had $1 for every time i got called beautiful i’d have $1 thanks mom
— pakalu papito (@pakalupapito) August 5, 2015
I’m not broke I’m pre rich
— pakalu papito (@pakalupapito) July 31, 2015
don’t cry because its over cry because ur ugly
— pakalu papito (@pakalupapito) July 27, 2015
I have to be funny because being hot is not an option
— pakalu papito (@pakalupapito) July 26, 2015
u wanna date me???? well get in line pic.twitter.com/w7nFkqsPCS
— pakalu papito (@pakalupapito) July 26, 2015
isnt it odd how people kill flys just because they’re annoying if people killed people for being annoying i would’ve died like 15 years ago
— pakalu papito (@pakalupapito) July 21, 2015
itunes has got it all wrong the hottest single of the year is me
— pakalu papito (@pakalupapito) July 18, 2015
if u like water u already like 72% of me
— pakalu papito (@pakalupapito) July 16, 2015
im naturally funny because my life is a joke
— pakalu papito (@pakalupapito) July 13, 2015
And Mr Papito doesn’t give a damn about what you think of him:
if you dont laugh at my jokes then i will
— pakalu papito (@pakalupapito) August 20, 2015