Alright, so it’s time for some midnight horror heebie-jeebies! I don’t exactly know what is so great about creeping yourself out watching videos at odd nocturnal hours, but I do know that it’s just more enthralling during this time. So, I want you to continue to leave everything you’re doing or have to do, procrastinating people. Screw doing anything constructive; that has the word “construct” in it.

I’m about to show you something really scary; no SFX, no smartass editing or jumpscares, just real life shit-your-pants stories, which I’m hoping will keep you wide awake and wasting time.

So sally forth at the risk of setting off your achluophobia , and put on some headphones; you don’t want to miss a word in this one.