Poverty is a state of mind, they say. While most of us cry over credit card bills, missed online shopping sales and overbooking of that latest gold coloured iPhone, many in the country still fail to find enough food and make ends meet.
While the society empathizes with the destitute, the fact of the matter is that nobody actually does any thing for their betterment. Disappointed by this growing indifference, an impoverished soul has cropped up on Twitter and he’s making fun of his own poverty to shame the so called ‘uplifted’ in a hilarious manner.
Don’t read these tweets by Gareeb Aadmi if your conscience is not too kind on you:
Ghar mein computer toh nahi hai, par mouse bohat hain.
— Gareeb Aadmi (@GareebGuy) March 11, 2015 Log mars mein paani dhoond rahein hain aur main earth pe.
— Gareeb Aadmi (@GareebGuy) August 17, 2015 Kal mere bete ki nikkar phat gayi. Bohat kharab quality ki nikkar thi. 15 saal bhi nahi chali.
— Gareeb Aadmi (@GareebGuy) August 17, 2015 Subah subah police waale ne muh pe danda maara aur neel pad gaya. Monday morning blues. #MondayMorning
— Gareeb Aadmi (@GareebGuy) August 17, 2015 Main strip poker mein bas EK round khel pata hoon.
— Gareeb Aadmi (@GareebGuy) August 14, 2015 Baccho ke nakhrey badhte ja rahein hain. Ek baar mein poora ek glass paani chahiye.
— Gareeb Aadmi (@GareebGuy) August 1, 2015 Maalik ke kitchen me mujhe sirf maar khana allowed hai.
— Gareeb Aadmi (@GareebGuy) July 25, 2015 Sahab ne kaha TV dekhlo Par on mat karna.
— Gareeb Aadmi (@GareebGuy) July 25, 2015 Chotey bete ko sote time sadak geeli karne ki aadat hai.
— Gareeb Aadmi (@GareebGuy) July 21, 2015 Soch raha hoon Christian ban jaaun. Marne ke baad toh kam se kam 4 deewarein milengi.
— Gareeb Aadmi (@GareebGuy) July 20, 2015 Jab mujhse koi tameez se baat karta hai toh mujhe sarcastic lagta hai.
— Gareeb Aadmi (@GareebGuy) July 20, 2015 Bade din ho gaye matching chappal pehne hue.
— Gareeb Aadmi (@GareebGuy) July 14, 2015 Ek din itne paise honge ki main ek duplex jhonpdi banaaunga.
— Gareeb Aadmi (@GareebGuy) July 4, 2015 Maalik roz online shopping karte hain. Unke packing ke dabbo se Maine bhi ghar mein almirah bana li.
— Gareeb Aadmi (@GareebGuy) June 27, 2015 Meri poori family se jyada hydrated, maalik ke ghar ka cooler hai.
— Gareeb Aadmi (@GareebGuy) June 25, 2015 Maalik ne free mein oregano aur chilli flakes ke packet diye. Kisi badi occasion pe kholunga.
— Gareeb Aadmi (@GareebGuy) June 24, 2015 Bete ke admission school mein karwaya hai.. Jugaad tha. Main toilet saaf karne waale ko jaanta tha.
— Gareeb Aadmi (@GareebGuy) June 23, 2015 Dil dhadakne do. Please doctor sahab.
— Gareeb Aadmi (@GareebGuy) June 23, 2015 Dekho bittu, success ki koi shortcut nahi hoti. Ya toh kidney becho, ya jism. No shortcuts.
— Gareeb Aadmi (@GareebGuy) June 22, 2015 I broke up with my girlfriend because hum dono ko he khana nahi mil raha tha. It wasn’t a healthy relationship.
— Gareeb Aadmi (@GareebGuy) June 8, 2015 Kal chupke se sahab ki hajmola ki ek goli kha li. Meri pancreas digest ho gayi.
— Gareeb Aadmi (@GareebGuy) June 7, 2015 Mera beta zero marks laakar bhi khush hai. Kehta chalo kahin toh andey miley.
— Gareeb Aadmi (@GareebGuy) June 4, 2015 I hate it when TV dekhte dekhte koi apni khidki band karle.
— Gareeb Aadmi (@GareebGuy) June 2, 2015 Ab maggi ka bacha hua masala chaatne ka mauka bhi nahi milega. #Maggi
— Gareeb Aadmi (@GareebGuy) June 2, 2015 Mera beta poochta hai ki hamaare sabun mein foam kyun ni banti. Kyunki woh sabun nahi patthar hai.
— Gareeb Aadmi (@GareebGuy) May 26, 2015 Swipe left. Swipe right. Tinder nahi, jhaadoo.
— Gareeb Aadmi (@GareebGuy) May 24, 2015 Koi purana toothpick hai kya? Bas 2 aur chahiye aur kanghi ban jaayegi.
— Gareeb Aadmi (@GareebGuy) May 16, 2015 Mere bacche patthar ko patthar se maar maar ke music bana lete hain. They are into rock music.
— Gareeb Aadmi (@GareebGuy) May 2, 2015 Humour never stung so bad!
