Ever thought about the easiest and shortest ways to ruin a job interview? Of course not, you’re a normal person. If it ever came to pass that you had to sabotage yourself though, these Twitter users could probably help you on your way, with hilarious results. Check out these ridiculously short ways to get kicked out of the interview room.
#FiveWordsToRuinAJobInterview “Honesty is my greatest weakness.” pic.twitter.com/SAb3q0K8fN
— Michael Clarke (@Mr_Mike_Clarke) January 19, 2015
#FiveWordsToRuinAJobInterview You Guys Test For Drugs?
— Earl Skakel (@EarlSkakel) January 19, 2015
My PhD was on Batman #FiveWordsToRuinAJobInterview
— will brooker (@willbrooker) January 19, 2015
“Didn’t have time to research…” #FiveWordsToRuinAJobInterview
— Kelly Hoppen MBE (@IMKellyHoppen) January 19, 2015
Hands up! Where’s the safe?! #FiveWordsToRuinAJobInterview pic.twitter.com/FjsLyeCXLD
— The Book People (@TheBookPeople) January 19, 2015
My counting is brilliant #FiveWordsToRuinAJobInterview
— Horse Racing Tips (@HRSTips) January 19, 2015
“Anyway, they dropped the charges.” #FiveWordsToRuinAJobInterview
— Ross Teddy Craig (@RossTeddyCraig) January 19, 2015
#FiveWordsToRuinAJobInterview i found dis pigeon outside
— k e e t (@KeetPotato) January 19, 2015
Bathing depletes healthy skin flora. #FiveWordsToRuinAJobInterview pic.twitter.com/LrnCTFi09C
— Rick G. Rosner (@dumbassgenius) January 19, 2015
“I caught all 649 Pokemon.” #FiveWordsToRuinAJobInterview
— Erica Mendez (@tsunderica) January 19, 2015
#FiveWordsToRuinAJobInterview Is there any math involved?
— Michele Mahone (@Mmahone) January 19, 2015
#FiveWordsToRuinAJobInterview I’ll be honest, I farted pic.twitter.com/qLx2EEzzw9
— Conrad (@LegitConrad) January 19, 2015