So, it’s a common myth that women like drinking just vodka. That is why it is called the ladies’ drink.
Every damn bar I go to a bar on a so-called ladies’ night, they have only vodka drinks on the menu. I mean, they just automatically assume that a woman’s drink of choice is vodka and nothing else.
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Let’s talk about the drink which actually should be on that menu. My old friend, sweet rum!
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Rum is known for it’s sweet, sweet taste.
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And what is vodka known for?
The drink of the Devil!
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No? The God of blackouts?
I can’t even begin to tell you about the number of times I’ve blacked the fuck out thanks to the clear spirit. There have been mornings when I woke up thinking I’ve died. Now what could be worse than that?
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Then I found my saviour in golden disguise. It was there all along but I ignored it thinking it’s out of my league. Oh boy, was I wrong!
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Ever since I changed my poison, life has been so much better. I don’t need to pay for that extra juice cost anymore because coke is cheap and water is free, and those are the only two things you need to have a satisfying glass of rum.
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Also, for someone who gets a sore throat or a cold every now and then, I don’t have to resist drinking anymore because unlike vodka, rum can be had both ways; hot and cold!
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The sweet sensation it gives when you take a sip of rum and warm water, going down your throat, for lack of a better word, is orgasmic! Also, have you heard of rum toddy? It’s the best thing in the world.
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On the other hand, trying drinking vodka with water. It’s like God’s wrath attacking every bit of your insides.
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If you’ve suffered enough abuse at the hands of the Russian potato water, it’s time to switch to this sweet liquor of warmth.
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Cheers!