Puns are not just your random jokes, puns are a way of life. If you're a pun person, you know what I'm talking about. You just can't see things in a normal way, you see puns everywhere, and you just can't get enough of it. Hearing your friends say "I'm going to kill you" and "WTF go away, you are not funny" is a regular deal. Your conversations aren't awkward but lame. But still, you can't help it. It's an addiction.
Well, I don't know if you relate to all of it. But I sure do!
Here are some fresh random as fuck puns, just for you.
You aren't going to kill us. Are you?
If you want to kill someone, this guy is the one.