As we bumped into Awards For Good Boys on Instagram, we realised that the everyday miseries of dealing with moderate sexism and double standards in the dating world weren't just exclusive to us.
That's literally every mansplainer in the office justifying themselves and covering up after mansplaining.
Sometimes I wonder if guys are looking for a mother in their girlfriends.
Thanks for not cluelessly DJ-ing over my clit, you get a ribbon for that.
Double standards 101. But well it's progress, right?
'Funny man' fragile ego imploding in 3...2...1.
Oh the power you hold when someone calls you a 'bitch'. It almost sounds like a compliment.
The staple, you're somebody I'd get married to someday but rn I just wanna be a fuckoi.
It's not you, its me?
Please remember that you can't eat the cake and fuck it too, ok? I'm not a wishing wand who can give you everything that you ask for.
Disclaimer: Don't confuse my tattoos, piercings or the length of my skirt as a free pass. Tat-calling is the new cat-calling.
Tat-calling= Tatoo calling.